Liore

An agonizing or persitant annoyance that drives oneself crazy.

Man, that wart on my taint is so lioring.

That stalker calls all day and night. What a complete liore.

by Pull-the-String August 24, 2003

up to the lions nose

a accurate or correct judgement of scale. usually height but could be any of the 4 main dimensions

:do you reckon thats a pint?
:that looks up to the lions nose to me

by gavin March 12, 2004

LION2004

Young kid of asian heritage living in the outskirts of London. Has delusions of grandeur on a continual basis. Father owns a rather successful convenience store, netting enough for a decent family life. Unfortunately Lion2004 is embarassed by his family.

or

He's a gangly testosterone challenged white boy from old money. He's a complete disappointment and dreams of one day restoring the family pride

Bad Teeth - When will Lion settle down and take care of the family store?

Worse Teeth - Never, he dreams of running an import/export empire.

Bad Teeth - He can start by ordering a few tins from the continent, the store room is running low.

Worse Teeth - He was born fully equipped (hermaphrodite), Parents obviously erred in arbitrarily choosing the male gender.

by Jagov May 10, 2005

lion

An errect penis, a boner, or a stiffy.

"Oh honey, i want you to take the lion out and make it roar."

by Renae and Jessy March 12, 2005

lionelle

While originating in many cultures as a name for men, actually the men of this name are quite dull and lackluster. The women on the other hand... the WOMEN. Women named Lionelle are simply superb, sublime, scintillating creatures of great intellect and beauty. Do not, however, and take my warning seriously now folks, do NOT cross a Lionelle. For she is a lioness capable of a decapitating the unwitting man in both conversation and quite literally removing the head from the rest of his/her body. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one of these rare majestic unicorns of a woman never let her leave your side for she is truly a gift to the world.

Pairs well with: Jack.

Damn, you know that girl Lionelle? Fuckin... like... damn.

by Loki69 January 25, 2018

watching the lion king

A metaphor for smoking weed. Weird, I know.

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."

by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 28, 2007

Lion Tamer

An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.

One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.

We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.

by B to the Tizzle January 2, 2009