by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009
Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.
Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?
Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
by jimmyjohn18 April 05, 2011
When sharing something and you know you don't wanna share it with everyone cause you won't have any left over, you kims law it (you share with one more person and then the rest is yours) and then no one can get mad because you called out kims law.
by thatone guyguard August 26, 2010
Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.
Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
by Bubba Army Troll October 27, 2019
Paragraph(s) used to discredit Derek Carr slander, often used to prove why he is a top ten NFL quarterback.
You think Matthew Stafford and Kyler Murray are better than Derek Carr? Let me show you Rhymestine's Law.
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