I don't buy popcorn at the movie theater, I always smuggle in rice cakes instead!
Alright man, keep fighting the good fight!
Alright man, keep fighting the good fight!
by angelacia September 6, 2010

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....
by Weasel May 11, 2004

by Gansta Momma April 10, 2011

It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?
guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."
by DGKhalifa December 5, 2013

When running rallies in a game to defeat monsters, when the score counts for your entire alliance. keep your foot on the sausage.
by Alcoth November 8, 2023

by inkdemonlives July 16, 2023

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016
