michael jordan

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

by Adrian July 2, 2006

jordan shoes

The shoes that trap people use and people who got money

O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's

by Clt.jeff September 13, 2017

Jordan Marie

Very sexy girl. Always chasing after one certain guy waiting for him to realize she it the one. She can be very shy but once you get to know her she is crazy and will do almost anything. A great kisser. You never want to miss out on getting a chance to hug or kiss a Jordan Marie.

Jordan Marie should be with the guy she loves

by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015

Benn Jordan

Benn Lee Jordan, producing under various aliases (best known as The Flashbulb), is a fantastic American musician. His styling is generally seen as experimental, often making use of fast drum programming and acid-influenced melodies. Born in 1978, he moved from his hometown of Georgia during his childhood to live with his grandparents in Chicago. He would later begin releasing small labels of instrumental music in the United States and Europe, but has since diversified his works, composing for television and film. Jordan has also made a name for himself in advertising, creating trademark jingles for several companies, including Dove, Knowledge, and Verizon. His latest album release, Pale Blue Dot, was the first to be recorded under his real name, and not an alias. Currently, Jordan is represented by Vapor Music Group, an international creative firm in Toronto (Canada), owning and managing their productions in two recording studios in Chicago.

Benn Jordan's "Kirlian Selections" and "Soundtrack to a Vacant Life" albums are arguably among some of his best work.

by unemployedninja September 27, 2009

jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

by ....bully December 9, 2019

Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Jordan Cunningham

Jordan Cunningham is a YouTuber who constantly gives Euphoria vibes. He is almost too obsessed with TikTok and club penguin. He has an unhealthy obsession with bulk packs of mini babys. His parents were probably giraffes due to his extremely long ass neck.

Friend: Have you seen this new YouTuber?
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.

by Dancer1234567890 April 12, 2020