Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.
Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.
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Jon is usually a gay man and has light hair. he is very thick and is into incest. he likes to lick peoples face off. Jon has very light skin and hair . he is funny and has a great personality but sometimes makes people feel bad about them selves.
Jon said I was boring today and tried to lick me.
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A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.
“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned
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Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile, he listens to a lot of music, and plays guitar. He seems very mysterious in public but under all of that he’s probably thinking about his girlfriend and his next snack.
Jon is so :3
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Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile. Very few people know his true self as he keeps his personal feelings to himself, but the few that do know he’s an amazing person with a big heart. He’s very empathetic and kind. Jon spends his time listening to music, playing guitar, and thinking about his girlfriend. In school he tries to be mysterious, but under all of that he’s probably listening to tv girl and playing Pokémon go on his phone.
Jon is so :3
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A pronoun for any object, person, or animal.
Person one: *shows someone something he got*
Person two: "Thats sick where'd you get that Jon?"
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Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God
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