pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

d'ettra johnson

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.

why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson

by caca 247 March 14, 2020

Donald Johnson

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.

Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust

Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson

by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020

Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.

Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.

by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020