A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
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Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!
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Weeaboo Johnson

This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .
Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.
by Bishielover16 December 06, 2017
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Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.
by Deour March 26, 2018
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lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool
who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson
by butterballbigdick April 29, 2022
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Donald Johnson

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.
Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust

Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson
by HayleyDog101 May 04, 2020
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