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hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.
Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?
by Daybit May 18, 2024
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Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.
“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”
by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024
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Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.
I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.
by Zach Walters February 16, 2024
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Jet log

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.
by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022
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Jet Ezra

He is a very goofy goober kinda guy. He is super doopy and is trash at making games. he is also brunette and has pale white skin like a doppy vampire. He is the textbook definition of the south park WoW gamer, except skinny and makes games, also he is nothing like the south park WoW gamer.
Person A - "Ayo this doopy goofy goober is eating beans in the movie theatre! Lets beat the fuck outta him!"
Person B - "Nah dawg he's just a Jet Ezra leave him be"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022
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Jet

Have you smoked a jet yet?
by ethan.xvi February 23, 2022
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Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.
Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!
by boink! March 3, 2022
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