by bitch-where June 12, 2016

by the homo squad July 24, 2010

In addition to other definitions, this group of Twilight partisans is also attracted to romantic relationships that begin with close friendships and turn into something more.
In contrast with the intense and potentially dangerous passion that has found favor with Team Edward, Team Jacob is comfortable with the idea of "being with the one who's best for you," rather than "being with the one you can't live without."
This way of thinking stems from Jacob's uplifting friendship and devotion to a depressed Bella in her greatest time of need during the second installment, New Moon.
For these reasons, Team Jacob tends to value qualities like friendship, loyalty, stability, honesty, and a sense of humor.
In contrast with the intense and potentially dangerous passion that has found favor with Team Edward, Team Jacob is comfortable with the idea of "being with the one who's best for you," rather than "being with the one you can't live without."
This way of thinking stems from Jacob's uplifting friendship and devotion to a depressed Bella in her greatest time of need during the second installment, New Moon.
For these reasons, Team Jacob tends to value qualities like friendship, loyalty, stability, honesty, and a sense of humor.
Team Jacob 1: Can you believe Bella rejected Jacob as soon as Edward came back at the end of New Moon? It's as if everything Jacob's done for her meant nothing.
Team Jacob 2: I can't understand it either. She obviously prefers a suicidal and paternalistic boyfriend over an easy-going and devoted one.
Team Jacob 1: I agree. Jacob makes her laugh, he doesn't underestimate her like Edward does, and their families get along so well. Plus, he's incredibly cut. Team Jacob all the way!
Team Jacob 2: I can't understand it either. She obviously prefers a suicidal and paternalistic boyfriend over an easy-going and devoted one.
Team Jacob 1: I agree. Jacob makes her laugh, he doesn't underestimate her like Edward does, and their families get along so well. Plus, he's incredibly cut. Team Jacob all the way!
by pnayxkay January 5, 2010

by Jesus Christ 101 December 17, 2012

by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Chuck Norris's best friend. He is twice as powerful as Chuck Norris. He created Chuck Norris after winning a duel with Jesus. It was said Jacob created Chuck out of Jesus's blood. It is also said that he forgot somethin while trying to create Chuck and made Jet Lee. Jacob didn't like his son Jet Lee so he banished him to asia to start the asian race. One day while training Chuck and Lee (Lee was visiting) Jacob's brother God came down from the heavens and challenged him to a duel. They wagered that if God wins Jacob has to live by himself in earths core. They fought for centuries until God privaled and Jacob was sent to the core. He was now renamed Saitin and as a punishment God would sent his bad subjects down to him to annoy the Hell out of him.
by J_B_is_awesome October 30, 2010
