jackthegamer82

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by jackthegamer82 October 24, 2020

Jacktack

When in a crowded space and you kick up your heel so it hits the person behind you in the gooch or genitals.

Person 1: I'm finna jacktack Raul
Person 2: That's gonna leave a bruise
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You have really bulky shoe soles.

by MipMelting May 9, 2023

the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy

I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.

by noner June 17, 2009

Comment Jacker

People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.

Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!

by figmooh June 24, 2010

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010