jess

Sexy girl with big ass and tits who loves anal and having her cunt licked. Is very popular and will flash if asked to. Loves to parade around nude and show off her body. Enjoys large cocks and orgies. at the end of a party she always has her clothes torn to pieces and is covered in cum.

Girl1: "Omg did you see Jess last night?"
Guy1: "See her? I fucked her!"

by Zerosic88 November 18, 2016

Jess Ritz

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins

Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Jessaul

The Hottest guy you ever met. he's got everything that all the other guys wished they had, he is a sexual king. Best in bed

Oh Man that jessaul, he's a sexual king

by princessmia November 24, 2009

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle

dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!

by MisterPee May 26, 2011

JesseBear

Although originally the main character for a cardboard children's book written decades back, the name still applies to any modern Jesse, becuase every Jesse has deep down urges to growl or bark in response to normal human communication, plus they are obsessed with honeypots (toilets) and will clog urs if you dont lock the door before they come

*RRROR* scrapescrapescrape
"No, Jessebear, you can't come in because last time you hibernated on my ipad."

by swankmasta.6000 October 23, 2013

Jesse

little (Like no Joke)

Glory- Hey Jesse
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself

*Jesse plans to show her this definition her

by OfficiallyMemes May 21, 2018

jesse

he is the best person ever also a really good friend and gets all the girls this dude is beast in basketball he is so cool and is a player and sticks to his promises no matter what

bro jesse is awesome

by hdftlhrehekhjthhrtjrhkjr;o;jjh May 16, 2018