J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

j-string

A man's g-string
A man thong

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J

by Hshveb August 9, 2016

Apple J

Short for Apple Juice.

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee

by Crystallists January 27, 2010

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016