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Greg

Dude 1: Yo I just discovered pizza toppings!
Dude 2: WOAH! Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
Dude 3: Greg
Dude 1, 2 &3: Greg Greg Greg
by Vikkstar123 is bad. May 25, 2020
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Greg

Greg is the fanbase of Danny Gonzales and the fastest growing army on the Internet (Do not Google that) and are a loyal fanbase. Join Greg by going on YouTube and subscribing to Danny Gonzales (and also 2 Danny 2 Furious if you are an extra cool Greg). Greg is great.
Hey there Greg, welcome back to Making Fun of BTS, I mean, not BTS, BST, Billion Surprise Toys!
by JaketheVCP May 8, 2025
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did a greg

Basically, the term for when a guy messes a girl around. They lead you on and then come up with a big pathetic excuse or 'problem' that is so 'horrible' that they cannot tell you meaning they cannot see you anymore. they either get with an ex or with a new girl and they also say the famous line of 'i didnt mean to mess you about'. blatently did if they had said that otherwise they wouldn't know so soon that they had.
natalie: so how did your date go?
emma: not too well, he did a greg.
by emilyr0s3 December 31, 2007
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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023
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Greg

The fastest growing army on YouTube!

...don’t look that up
Friend: what’s Greg?
Greg: the fastest growing army on YouTube

Friend: really?
Greg: Yeah, the Gregs are the fastest
by Gregsarethebest February 23, 2019
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Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.
i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.
by sae young August 25, 2017
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greg mayo

by James w Austen February 23, 2017
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