word curtain

That hair on your upper lip.

Man check out Dio’s word curtain. How long has been growing it out?

by Jmaktheknife June 08, 2024

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Curtain fun

Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight

1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!

Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

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A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

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by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017

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When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.

"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."

by Brambleboie November 10, 2020

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A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention

Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.

by Obsidian Black March 21, 2018

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When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018

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