Running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher

The most intensive position on a football field.

“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”

by Tyrone dubius September 16, 2022

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022

field mount

Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.

I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.

by Steve-O 99 October 21, 2022

field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods

Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research

by BackwardsW May 19, 2022

Good Fields

A non trivial small space of land nowhere located.
A dimensionally secluded city.
Paper town, a thousand stories spot.
My revolutional lunatic ideal was lit there.

at some point in life, everybody returns to good fields.

by lupapionerr May 20, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

international mr fields day

december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields

”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”

“because bro it’s international mr fields day”

by nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn December 8, 2021