Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

thick of it

FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS TRAUMA WHEN I SING.
Thick Of It is a fucking cringe song written by KSI and performed by himself and Trippy Redd(He was taken hostage)
Some 11 year old kids like it and they are left with permanent brain damage.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, why are you tweaking, did you listen to Thick Of It too?
Guy 2: FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS TRAUMA WHEN I SING. YOU GOTTA HAWK TUAH, SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: He probably forgot to take his meds again. Oh well.
*Guy 2 plays thick of it while gooning to Hailey Welch in Hawk Tuah podcast. Aggressive sigma phonk also plays in the background*
*Guy 1 starts tweaking. He's encircled by the blood coming out of his ears(JJK reference)*
Guy 1: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS TRAUMA WHEN I SING!!!!!!

by THICKOFIT December 2, 2024

Sloppy thick

A body that is thick but put together in a sloppy way

Ewww, she got too many rolls. Her body is so fucked up, she’s sloppy thick.

by Pr355PLAY November 2, 2019

Thick Smack

Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass

Boy: It's thick smack

Girl: fuck.

by 55Z92j November 4, 2019

Thick Month

Every November a guy gets to slap a girls thick ass and it's ok if your single or not.

Boy: It's thick month

Girl: oh fuck.

by 55Z92j November 4, 2019

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Thick

crowded, overpopulated or filled with a lot of people. everybody and their mom is here basically. the term when used this way originates in Cincinnati, Ohio

"we went to the banks last night it was thick asf"

by real513babii August 11, 2025