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Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.
When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!
by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020
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The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
by Olivetree September 6, 2013
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Florida

Florida : « the floridinian dream »
by Floridway November 23, 2021
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Florida

Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?
by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023
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Florida Ice

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear
Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s
by RandomNigga1000000 May 27, 2023
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Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?
Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?
by Hurricane2005 May 31, 2023
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Florida

Florida is worse the hell
by Cheese is pretty epic June 7, 2023
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