I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

i'm tired

my significant other is a fagtron

She whispers into my ear that she's tired.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

I'm down

two common uses: 1)a way of agreeing to do something. 2)a way to tell someone of homosexual status.

1)"wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"yea, i'm down."
2)In a gay club: "hey, i didn't know you were gay."
"oh yea, i'm down."

by anonymous November 12, 2003

I'm fine

The calm before the storm.

A woman's way of letting you know she's pissed but not telling what she's pissed about. Don't ask her why she's mad, as this will trigger the dangerous "It's nothing". Just figure out what you did (even if you didn't do anything) and make it up to her soon. If you don't she'll probably complain about how you don't care about her.

You've been warned

Him: How are you babe?
Her: I'm fine...

by KaleVball June 18, 2018

I'm A Sock

Something you say when you have no idea what else to say

Person 1: Have you heard of homosexuals?
Person 2: I'm a sock.

by Jess the Dancer January 28, 2018

I'm solid

Heavy

I'm solid to pick up.

by Job job February 28, 2017

i'm popped

Being too threw

"Girl, he left me at the bar and didn't even pay before he left"

"No he didn't.... GIRL.... I'm popped"

by BabiiVee November 25, 2016