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green hole

1.) (n.) an unwashed or otherwise smelly vaginal orifice. Referred to as such for the unsubstantiated belief that such vaginas emit a visible green cloud of noxious, toxic stench.

2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.
1.) Can you believe it, Juan? I mean who knew Miss Krupitzer had a green hole? I swear to Christ, I went down on that thing and damn near gagged.

2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
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Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)
"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.
by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008
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5th Hole

A hard to find, almost secret, entry point of penetration on a woman's body used specifically for sexual intercourse. It's legendary presence has been ranked alongside The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch and UFO sightings.
Man 1: "I was with my girl last night and everything was perfect. We took love making to a new level.....and I found the 5th hole."

Man 2: "How did you find it?"

Man 1: "You just have to believe."
by ZanderShoes February 7, 2010
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Three Holer

A Woman who utalises all three Orifaces provided by nature during the act of Sexual Congress.
The ultimate is to start at the bottom (pun) and complete the mission at the top. Alternativly Vis-Versa.
She was a genuine "Three Holer" and I was able to discharge in every one.
"Orifaces" can be Mouth, Vagina, Rectum. Does not usually include Ears.
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by PEP1 April 24, 2009
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Goochy Goochy Hole

Either the Ass, Vajay jay or simply inbetweeen depending on your preference, mood, career and sexual motivation.
Oh my gawww, there was like, this one time? In band camp? Where Mr Klianthus stuck his Trombone so far up my puss puss, and then my Goochy Goochy hole, that I friggin came bucket loads and shaaaaa. Just like thaaaaa.
by SexualKnowledgeEncyclopedia November 20, 2013
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playing the one-hole skin flute

she loves playing the one hole skin flute
by yo mama September 11, 2003
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black hole of calcutta

The Black Hole of Calcutta was a small dungeon where Indian troops held British prisoners of war after the capture of Fort William on June 20, 1756. According to a disputed account by a survivor, 123 of 146 prisoners died of heat exhaustion in the confined conditions. Source Wikipedia
That bathroom of yours looks like the black hole of Calcutta
by Danada April 17, 2006
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