Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.
nasty.
nasty.
by 1234321212 February 05, 2010
A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
by afrijapc February 05, 2010
A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.
by thekaji March 19, 2010
A sex act so horrible that it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup. The details are so graphic it cannot be explained here. However, it is suggested that you use the antlers as a reverse reach around. The Stanley cup might be used as a date rape drug or weapon, and the maple syrup for lube ;). STICKY, DELICOUS, LUUUUUBBBBEEE HA! HA!... lube. Now maybe put that in working order. Its should work. HA! HA! HA! lube.
Lets discusses Canada's history, in my office! HA! HA!... Brace for impact. By the way have you seen my daughter Judy? She looks absolutely nothing like you. Nothing like you, nothing at all. Nada!
by Phil Ken Sebens February 05, 2010
(2009)
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
by popped cherry November 03, 2004
by año punkis February 17, 2021
The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
by Nick D October 27, 2004