arkansas heater

To deliberately pass gas in an enclosed space, such as a car, truck, or trailer, to provide warmth and stuffy air.

Rick turned on the old "Arkansas heater" in his truck to warm things up.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips May 30, 2018

chief heaters

to smoke cigarettes

y’all tryna go chief some heaters

i chief heaters non-stop

by chai lee August 22, 2018

Kerosene Heater

A type of Heater that runs on Kerosene used in homes mostly found in Matt's land.

Hey maw, can you turn up the Kerosene Heater? It's cold in here!

by workplacethings December 19, 2018