helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007

roman helmet

After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!

by Jacob Banuelos April 16, 2006

buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace September 1, 2008

Purple Helmet

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.

2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.

3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.

Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?

by xBenjamin August 2, 2015

german helmet

the shape of a bell end on a mans dick

suck my bell

by biggus dikkus November 9, 2006

Roman Battle Helmet

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.

I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.

by bigballsballinballroomandcouch July 27, 2010