The Mother of Heaven proclaimed a villager as the chosen one, claiming that they would rule the village at adulthood.
by Krmailence May 21, 2024

by Eldeirun February 16, 2024

by urban-nerd May 14, 2021

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
by rankstorn September 3, 2013

by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023

A place made up by christians so that they may threaten they're offspring into behaving and taking punishment.
by God Themself October 11, 2020
