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weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.
You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.
Look he has a new Ass-Hat.
by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019
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Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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hat stealing

the type of flirting girls use if they are touchy and like you. Some people see this as “pick me girlattitude and others see it as fun. Boy usually don’t like it however
Boy: So anyway I was thinking that-
girl: *steals hat and giggles*

boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk

girl: make me

hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing
by ThickBickNick January 7, 2021
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Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos
Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover
by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022
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firemans hat

A great prank to play on your friends while theyre sleeping... Simply slap them as hard as u possibly can with the tip of your penis which will create a red crest on theyre cheek in the form of a firemans hat
Dude that was the best firemans hat ive ever give, it will show for days!
by George D. April 19, 2007
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Party Hat

Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.
Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord
by Jim Hender May 4, 2008
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