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boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head
OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced
by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020
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Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012
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hat stealing

the type of flirting girls use if they are touchy and like you. Some people see this as “pick me girlattitude and others see it as fun. Boy usually don’t like it however
Boy: So anyway I was thinking that-
girl: *steals hat and giggles*

boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk

girl: make me

hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing
by ThickBickNick January 7, 2021
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Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos
Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover
by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022
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Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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firemans hat

A great prank to play on your friends while theyre sleeping... Simply slap them as hard as u possibly can with the tip of your penis which will create a red crest on theyre cheek in the form of a firemans hat
Dude that was the best firemans hat ive ever give, it will show for days!
by George D. April 19, 2007
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Party Hat

Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.
Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord
by Jim Hender May 4, 2008
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