Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

color guard

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.

person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god

by amazing:) July 17, 2014

guarandamtee

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!

The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"

by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

High Guardian Spice

A cute, nice, and queer magical girl show on Crunchyroll piled on by anime dudebros and hostile YouTubers.

Hey man, you wanna watch High Guardian Spice? This show is hella underrated!

by lefemmerouge January 16, 2022

guard panthers

a group made by jopede, who is the greatest leader on earth. this group fights noobs and trash talking bums

“What’s that in the distance?”
“Oh shit. It’s the guard panthers”

by nigger down the street November 21, 2017

Guada

Guada

1. G.U.A.D.A. - (Gamers United Against Discrimination and Harassment) An anti-bullying video game association

2. A stuck-up-idiot

1 - GUADA released a new article about online harassment today, you should read it.
2 - That professor is such a guada.

by Huellybx November 23, 2014

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004