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lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
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Greg Dyer

He's a big nonce
Greg Dyer is a big nonce... your mum
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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Lady Greg

High priestess of the church of greg. She's the founder and prophet of our believes and gives us the word of greg from himself. She leads us to the path to be reborn in the paradise of greg where everyone is greg.
Lady Greg teaches us how to worship
by Greg is love March 25, 2023
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Greg

A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks
Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing
by thrat the greg September 13, 2022
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Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021
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greg

someone who doesnt show up to hangman club
where the fuck is greg
by ew bitch October 4, 2018
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Greg Foley

Big nose freak who dead ass looks like a sloth who is sisters wit Sarah pomroy
Greg Foley is a actual faggot
by Greg Foley May 9, 2019
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