Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Graping

To have gay non-consentual sex with someone with or without their permission or to force someone to have gay sex with them.

Someone stop him, he is graping him.

by Flexia January 29, 2022

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

The grapes of wrath

A sexual act in which the male droops his testicals between his legs as the female sucks them from behind the male rips an extra juicy fart.

She thought it was going to be a boring Tuesday night, until I dropped the grapes of wrath on her.

by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

King Grape

The noblest of all grapes. He will eat anything in his way, especially burgers

Person 1:Oh f**k, there's a king grape coming this way
Person 2:Run, u mf

by A_Random_Dino September 10, 2020

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

by theydidsurgeryonagrape20-8-5-2 November 26, 2018