Gooch

A lanky blonde womanly boy with glasses who thinks he is cool, but he really really is not.

Aaron: Hey look at they gimpish guy on the red superbyke over there, what a GOOCH!!

by belle&joker June 2, 2009

goochtastic

something that is real lame or just over all shitty.

Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.

by casey November 13, 2003

goochbumps

when you are turned on you get goochbumps

dam that girl is smoking, i got goochbumps

by george golding July 6, 2007

Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

gonphurkauphy

Gone for coffee

gonphurkauphy

by unclefred29 November 30, 2010

Gooch Parmesan

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!

by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011