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Gooned

When you’re reallllyy high and out of it.
i don’t need anymore weed i’m gooned
by goosegirl221 January 28, 2021
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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flicker goon

its when you wank it super fast and you goon
man 1: do you goon much

man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024
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Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people
Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass
by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019
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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 9, 2024
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goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.
man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with
by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024
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Goon

Josh is a goon
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