German Tuxedo

A German Tuxedo is a graphic T-shirt worn under a sports coat or suit jacket worn with jeans and black or brown pointy elf shoes.

Dude, you look like Eurotrash with that German Tuxedo on!

by Koljabitchfucking! August 24, 2010

The German Suplex Maneuver

A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.

"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"

by Blitzkrieeeg March 14, 2016

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action

This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.

by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009

german piston

the femal version of a dutch ruuder

"gosh, joe gave me a great german piston last night"

by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009

German Superplex

When a huge ass german man gets behind you, shoves his cock inside your ass, and does a suplex.

Dude Gustavo did a German Superplex on Estaban and cracked the floor!!!!

by Douche-bags assassin June 27, 2009