Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.

Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us

by RealRibby May 24, 2024

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.

Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.

by GermanGoon July 16, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

Gooning

1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.

2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation

3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.

1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"

by TacoJackson May 29, 2025