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Armoured Farmer

Armoured Farmer, in reference to both the stereotype that all Cornish born men are all farmers at heart, and the Royal Armoured Corps (RAC) of the British Army. Any Cornishman that joins 2nd Royal Tank Regiment (2RTR) will be known as an 'Armoured Farmer'. This is due to the tank being a substitute for his tractor. The term is only really used in reference to any ex-3RTR and currently serving 2RTR soldiers. Officers are seen as far to educated to be considered farmers.
Para: Oi Tankie! where u from?
Tankie: Cornwall mate... why?
Para: *in best westcountry accent* 'Cos you be an Armoured Farmer OOH ARGH!
by Cornish April 20, 2007
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Banana Farmer

A gay male or straight female prostitute or slut. The term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to penises (organ). Banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. They collect good profit when they are finished. A well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.
Your mom is such a banana farmer. She was in my dad's bed last night, and my brother's this morning!
by Pmsyenuod May 25, 2009
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flame

a flame is a tirade. The flamer may be quite articulate and intelligent as they question the upbringing of the flamee. One can also flame about a third party to a conversation. Finally, a flame may be from an idiot, in response to a resonable post from someone else.
by tony October 20, 2003
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Fametracker

Catty pop culture queens of snark and the gays who love them, borrowed from the canadian-american Farmer's Almanac parody website of the same name.

Those who peruse Fametracker.com with ruthless abandon.
"Dr. Beaverman of Screening Party is such a fametracker."

"Bstewart is the ultimate fametracker."
by Jane Dark December 21, 2003
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farmer john cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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nougat farmer

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.
by Krystyna September 24, 2003
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alfalfa farmer

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.
That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.
by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006
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