floater

Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.

girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?

guy: no im a "floater"

girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!

guy: niceeee

by Floater103 December 22, 2010

floating rock mentality

The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.

Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.

by im a bitch :) November 17, 2020

free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.

Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...

by Carlitos Wey December 26, 2008

Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

Miami Coke Float

1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.

Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!

by Harry Toba February 4, 2014

floffus

ok my definition of floffus is totally different.. i didnt even know it was a band. i just made it up not knowing that it was already made up.. lol

anyways.. a floffus is a small group of stupid, strange, or scary people. :D

the backstreet boys are a floffus.. cause theyre a small group of stupid, strange, and a bit scary people.

by kate January 30, 2004

float

A car in the left lane which is going up to 5 MPH over the posted speed limit on the highway, and has probably started to rack up a car line. Often driven by the elderly, a person on a cell phone, or a soccer mom, floats will rarely switch to the other lane to let traffic pass.

I had a truck on my right and a float infront of me going 65. I was screwed.

by The Sub February 25, 2005