Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018

Floridafornia

When two men grapefruit (see grapefruiting) each other with smothered mission burritos at the same time.

Bill and I went to Floridafornia last night. There is still a tarp covered in rice and red sauce in the living room.

by Zuko Terrible June 6, 2018

florida yankee

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

Florida

The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.

jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?

by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK January 9, 2019

Florida N.Y.

Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.

Why do I have to live in Florida N.Y.

by ilovenuggss February 13, 2019

Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019