Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.

Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023

Frosted Flakes

Frosted flakes is a cereal thats really fuckin good

Mmmh frosted flakes is so fucking good

by ǝuǝפ October 30, 2023

Red Flake

Red flake is slang for a micro flaw in a person. Flaws that cannot truly be considered a red flag in person but still give a breif pause on people.

Keith wants little people as a cake topper. That's such a red flake.
Deborah likes to drink 3 shots of whisky before bed. It gives off red flake vibes

by A little Sus March 18, 2024

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024

Baby Flakes

Dried Semen

That guy I hooked up with got baby flakes all over my bed sheets!

by Anita Dyck July 4, 2024

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025