That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

by YungCaptainCrunch August 23, 2022

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
by Grandsire November 16, 2018

by The Finals December 26, 2024

This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.
by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022

Me: Why won't Google work?
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
by Orcris September 29, 2011

Stephen said, “let’s get one final sweep on 5”, for the third time that week.
Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
by Shmeydog December 30, 2020
