by Legend daily March 30, 2021

Ava is a tall brunette and is very athletic . She’s so pretty and don’t lose her she is the most generous person you’ll ever meet. But here are two cons of Ava. Ava seems so innocent in the beginning but when you go to her house for the very first sleepover she will drag you down to hell and torture you till the morning. The other one is she thinks she can dance like a black person but she actually looks like a chicken. All things aside she is so perfect and special in odd ways.
Guy 1: “I met this girl named Ava Farmer she’s a total hottie and she is so polite”
Guy 2: “She’s coming over here now”
Ava: WASSSSSUP BITCHES
Guy 2: “She’s coming over here now”
Ava: WASSSSSUP BITCHES
by Penelope Bargs May 1, 2018

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
by New York Stories May 27, 2024

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl
Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy
In a farmer world
I eat cheese
And sum cabbage
You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”
Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy
In a farmer world
I eat cheese
And sum cabbage
You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”
by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019

Wants to be a farmer
Listens to hillbilly music
Has a accent
Wears flannel everyday
Favourite Color is camouflage
Bootcut jeans
Western fashion
A’s and B’s student
Loves cows
✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
Listens to hillbilly music
Has a accent
Wears flannel everyday
Favourite Color is camouflage
Bootcut jeans
Western fashion
A’s and B’s student
Loves cows
✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
by Farmer funny November 9, 2021

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals in their farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. But Will never admit that she is a farmer though
by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019
