We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
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When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.
<Playing World of Warcraft>
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
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Man1: HaHaHaHaHa dude you totally whiped out there bro, what a fail
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
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Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol
When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.
When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol
When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.
When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
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