Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd

Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

Fuck me harder

The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough

“Daddy, fuck me harder”

by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022

fuck me truck

A really nice truck.

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!

by Locaust April 9, 2021

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022