bagsy tax black magic

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".

Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"

by MistaGobo March 21, 2022

Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

Probably a film worthy of the name perfection. A film that basically throws every other movie down the toilet. A film that makes Avengers Endgame look like a home movie. This movie went down as the first 200% film on Rotten Tomatoes.

God damn, that new film was incredible.

What was it called?
Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

by Men? February 18, 2020

7-11's other tax

when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.

cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.

by Mark Elliott March 1, 2007

Freeier than Turbo tax

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.

Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 16, 2021

read my lips no new taxes

george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed

and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.

by rider brute April 21, 2022

less than Trump paid in taxes

less than $750

an adjective phrase that describes an amount of money.

For less than Trump paid in taxes, you can rent a room in Port Richmond.

For less than Trump paid in taxes, you can get a refurbished laptop from eBay.

by xkhdc September 28, 2020

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003