floobla

being in the state of masterbating and jacking off really hard

O man Floobla!

by Flubby Mcshaffers April 1, 2003

flodder

The staff member whose job it is to fend off your complaint (or other enquiry), and make sure you don't waste any management time. From the initials of "first line of defense".

Synonyms: flodbod, flodperson.

The verb is "to flod".

Took me ten minutes to get past the flodder at the front desk.

by Dadge July 28, 2007

floofenshtowza

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud

that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza

by yims October 17, 2009

Floobs

to have floobs is to have developed flab around the chest area which then forms boobs.

females can also have floobs, this is when the enormous amounts of fat the female has on her body grants her, enormous breastasis. these are not boobs, they are FLOOBS.

dude look at that womens fat
yeah she has mad floobs

by jts0910 March 26, 2010

floobing

Motor boating floobs (fat girl boobs)

Ex. Last night I was floobing with Sharkeisha and it was so amazing.

Sam- Dude I got arrested for floobing Sharkeisha last night

John - well done. Was it a enjoyable floob.

by TheFloobster August 4, 2014

Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006