Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.

I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.

by RtR80 November 9, 2022

boyfriend experience

A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)

Do you offer boyfriend experience? Maybe we could get dinner before we fuck...

by LeRichard April 8, 2023

Developer Experience

The experience of a developer when using an API (application programming interface).

Developer 1: How has your developer experience been with Paypal?

Developer 2: Horrible.

by BerkieB June 20, 2023

Work Experience

A way that schools force you into a "work environment"

But in a "work environment" you are paid money.

Basically legal child labour

School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"

Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"

Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"

Kid "isn't that just child labour?"

School "haha no"

by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023

Playoff experience

It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.

It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Serial eeper

a person who has been known to be eepy at all times

-Where is John, I thought he was meeting us here at 5.
-He fell asleep again probably.
-Damn, he's such a serial eeper.

by rikos_kokorikos September 10, 2023

Lived experience

And you hyper-fixate on it because you (to some extent) don't have an articulated or particularized self. How much of you actually identity is tied up in locality? "I went to this school and did this job." And I know how it's supposed to work. I'm supposed to infer from that based on the quality of the school and your occupation and I'm supposed to allow THAT INFERENCE to lend credence to the things you say or do... But it doesn't. Those are coordinates. That doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't willing to pretend with you.

Hym "And my lived experience is more unique than yours. Imposed schizophrenia... Publicly embarrassed a mainstream intellectual... Pretty sure I started a labor movement. The auto worker guy quoted me except he replaced 'Retard' with 'Asshole.' So, you're welcome for that. I'm like an executive producer with an immaculate track-record. And what have you actually done? Nothing. You're contestant number 6# on a reality show and you know a guy."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2023