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Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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energy exchange

Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.

The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.

The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.

Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.

Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.

AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.

cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
by TechnoHippie October 12, 2015
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Small boob energy

Showing off with your feminine side and always trying to attract people wherever you go. it's the same thing as small dick energy but for females.
Why are you acting like that all the time? that's a small boob energy, sis
by Hot_potatoo January 2, 2021
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Bang Energy Drink

An energy drink with no calories or sugar, however loaded with aculfame potassium, sodium benzoate, and disodium edta which are all patrolium derivatives that cause cancer, liver damage and various other DNA damaging properties! But don't worry it's approved by the fda. ;)
Person 1: Bang Energy Drink is the healthiest energy drink!

Person 2: no... just no
by hamshanks December 5, 2018
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Tight Pussy Energy

She fine asl & about her business! Cooks..Clean... loves God! Somewhat damn near ay Virgin!
Listen... u see dat gyal ova there... nothin but Tight Pussy Energy! To bag her... u gotta have one bright ass future!
by ShovieGroovy February 3, 2022
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enervy drink

Generic/supermarket own brand energy drink and vodka. Commonly Red Bull+vodka.
Red Rooster (Morrisons supermarket, UK) + (any type, standard flavour) of vodka
I arrived at the bar: "Just had a few enervy drinks at home. Half way between a buzz & a haze. Nice. Let's drink more!"
by (((+/-))) December 1, 2006
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energy rape

When playing an energy transfer game like Zip Zap Zop McPheeters or Electricity, when someone takes your energy without passing it on.
Deanne energy raped me while we were playing Zip Zap Zop McPheeters.
by starreyes December 18, 2007
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