emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.

"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"

by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017

Emotional Fuckbasket

When you are overly emotional

I’m sorry I’m being an emotional fuckbasket

by Acarpenter January 7, 2021

emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 18, 2017

Emotional Hiroshima

(n.) When you lovebomb an Asian.

"I can't believe he just dropped an Emotional Hiroshima on her: her entire emotional infrastructure is now a radioactive wasteland!"

by DentheGodKing February 21, 2025

Suppressed emotions

When you bottle up and refrain yourself from feeling an emotion

Angel suppressed emotions towards Kaeli because she didn’t want to be that one friend that is crushing on her friends crush

by cooldefines June 2, 2020

Emotional Nutrients

Recharging your mental state of being with someone you love or care about. You don’t even have to talk to them, just be with to feel it. Love, support, laughter, trust, and security.

Girl 1: I was with Craig last night and we cuddled.

Girl 2: So you received emotional nutrients.

by nanbinch January 21, 2018