jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Dolphins eyelid

Another way to describe the female genitaliea.

I can smell that girls Dolphins eyelid from a mile away, STANKY.

by RyGuy2022 October 10, 2015

Dolphin

Someone who is fucked in the head

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web

by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019

Dolphin Team

A discord server with truly the most intelligent members

Landon : yes I will make Dolphin Team
Josh : *joins*

by UltramanFan January 4, 2021

Dolphin

When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.

by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024