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The act of being a dock. (See dock, mitch)
Jeffrey and Electrii were being dockboys while r3ks was getting killed.
Dockboy by R3ks April 11, 2009
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self docking 

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.
I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.
self docking by samryanjames June 29, 2006
The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.
I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!
The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.
His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.
Docking by monkey_man April 25, 2006
The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.
"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"
docking by ryanhutch September 29, 2006

Astro Docking 

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
Astro Docking by The Red King April 23, 2008