Dude 1: Dude we're going out tonight, you comin?
Dude 2: what you doin?
Dude 3: Diving for cresh, you know how it be
Dude 2: what you doin?
Dude 3: Diving for cresh, you know how it be
by warmonger1260 March 30, 2016

by anonymous November 23, 2023

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
by Jeff's House August 4, 2019

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.
She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.
by Dirtier Old Man May 14, 2018

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019
