diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 2, 2008

Dirik

Normally a laid back guy with a chill demeanor. Females are often attracted to his smooth and charming ways, but even more so intrigued by his mesmerizing sex game!

Girl:"He's so quiet I really wasn't expecting him to put it on me like that.... He's such a DIRIK".

by The A.P February 3, 2010

Divine providence

Everyone’s got their own view that works out for themselves

“Knigge I was just trying to tell you you’re not gonna be an alcoholic” “see that’s divine providence”

by Zeric1969 May 5, 2021

Divine

Divine - Carti fanboy and acts gay on twitter 24/7 copying twitter user Dotty

Divine : WLR is a masterpiece

Divine : fuck me Dotty

by KingNikoszn May 19, 2021

DivineMonk69

One of the Best Legit MCPE Players in 2022, the type of guy to win against closet cheaters

DivineMonk69 is too good at video games!

by Papaqq May 8, 2022

DARLINGS DIVINE

not trustworthy,but you think they must be
really not very good artists,they arent even in time with eachother!
steal other peoples acts
are very immature
will drop you when they have had enough of you
make themselfes out to be bigger than they really are
unprofesional
bullies
chavlesque!
take anything they have done to you and turn it around on you
cant keep secrets
are money hungry and fame hungry and will stop at nothing to hurt anyone that stands in there way

a real joke behind closed doors

girl1
"did you see the way those darlings divine treated that girl?"
girl2
"yes i did, they are anything but darlings,its very sad"

by youwishyouwas October 7, 2009

Coochie-diving

Another euphemism for sex.

Girl: Last night he wanted to go coochie-diving but after talking about his ex girlfriend for 3 hours straight before that, I wasn't in the mood.

by Miss-N-Chanting November 28, 2010