beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.

"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018

dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.

dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.

by Juan direction April 1, 2013

vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

Dumpster Diving

Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)

You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.

by Mels Belles December 20, 2010

Diving Pheonix

Making a 5 foot dive, hips thrust forward with your body at a horizontal angle while a woman lays with her legs spread; speed will be gained during the fall and a full penetration in an instant which may cause breaking of the male penis.

I worked my left and right analogs and gave her the deepest Diving Pheonix.

by Naota Aeon March 1, 2011

Snuff Diving

Performing oral sex on a woman while using chewing tobacco.

I was eating out this chick and decided I needed some chewing tobacco so I put in a pinch of Coppenhagen and went snuff diving.

by TheSnuffDiver March 2, 2015

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023