Dildo Daddy

This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.

I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy.

by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

Dildozer

Attaching a dildo to a power drill and inserting it into a partener's anus.

"You want me to fire up the dildozer and vibrate your fillings?"

by Count choculass December 20, 2009

dildo

May be used in place of a forgotten word.

Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.

by Succubus Prime March 16, 2008

turd dildo

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

tickle me dildo

A dildo in the shape of a tickle me elmo doll.

Elmo tickles himself with the tickle me dildo every night

by bobobocrazy September 27, 2011

fecal-dildo

a fecal-dildo is to shit into a condom and put it in the freezer, there for frezzing it solid you should be able to insert it into your vagina or if gay into your ass as a masterbation tool. or of a female homo make 2and insert one in pussy and one in ass. once becomeing soft form back into shape and place back into the freezer for next use.

thank you have a nice day

by asia July 11, 2004